Spamoscope III

Here’s a golden gem of forecasting brought to me by Yahoo mail.
It comes form my good friend Elva Dodge and is titled “Aphorism Duck Seed” (I’ve said it before, but the best Spamoscopes have good subjects).

"Processes is no. Is accomplished and there is no resting in it, and there is no resting in it. No sleeping. No causes or objects (according to whichever psychoanalytic method).
His padded meandering complications allows his instincts?
A little playwright who invents different subjects instead of situating suitable characters. Shot down every bourgeois is".

Have a good day.

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So I've had this idea for a while to leave notes on the windshields of cars by my work.
The idea came about because I found (on the ground) a note that said something like

"Nichole,
sorry I missed you this morning. Let's meet up tonight at your house, ok?
I'll bring wine"

I thought it would be really funny if someone named Nichole found it and thought it was for her.
So I deiced to engineer the situation.

Below is a list of mistaken notes, to be written on an index card and placed on a random windshield outside of my work downtown.
Each note is designed to solicit a different sense of confusion, or surprise.

the one with the most voted gets used.



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