Buy a Mystery Note

If you know me like you say you know me, you'll know that my most hated things are;
Thomas Kinkade
Marco Materazzi
Freedom
Money
and Snakes with Human-Teeth

Alas, I'm a realist (isn't that hilarious? everyone thinks they're a realist) and I suppose I need money to support my (art) habit.

I'm offering my Mystery Note Services for a fee.
$20 buys you the following;

1. Mystery Note delivered to anyone you choose
2. Photographic proof
3. Complete anonymity
4. Your choice of message*

What I need from you;

1. $20 (lesser donations are accepted, if you're broke)
2. Location of your victim's house/car (you can also choose a stranger)
3. A note, or message for your victim (you can also have me create one)
4. a rough idea of this person's schedule

*=Messages can be anything you want, no matter how imoral, as long as I don't get beat up, or thrown in jail for delivering it (i.e. no death threats, but I don't mind telling your boss he smells like shit)

Also;
I'll only wait around for them to come back & get the note for so long.
Time is money, you know?
In all cases you'll have photos of me delivering the note, but I may not be able to see them read the note.




click the button below to buy.