Rafter Mugshot

Look how fucking tough Rafter looks here.
It doesn't show, but his heart is as soft as this
No one is nicer






Love,
Richard

Sergio Mugshot

it was so fucking cold outside when I took this
and poor Sergio was so patient.

Siobhan Mugshot

Siobhan is my dear dear dear friend.
we went to school in Placerville together.
getting though a strange situation with someone makes you family.
Placerville is a strange situation.
the new Animal Collective album is incredible.

Olivia Coelho Mugshot

By now, you must know that I'm a friend and fan of Olivia Coelho
it's not a secret either that Olivia Coelho (and my pal Trisha Rhomberg) own Bows & Arrows which is, and I'm not kidding, sicker than a dog!
(does that work?)
The store is run with such love, and good good gooodness, that it's hard not to fall in love with being there.


Anyway,
this is my dear dear pal Olivia's mugshot.
I swore not to tell what she was arrested for, but you're free to guess.

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Eliazer Mug Shot

Eliazer is another pal from my Guadeloupian silkscreen summer (GSS for short).
Eliazer comes from Santo Domingo.
Eliazer barely speaks French, and doesn't speak any English at all.
In fact, I taught him to count to 20 in English, and he always skipped 12 (which is not a really important number anyway, so who cares, right?)

He taught me how to dance Salsa, but I was awful.
I can't dance salsa to save my life
I'm not kidding

Eliazer can though.


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Willy Mug Shot

This is my good pal, and fellow Guadeloupian silkscreener, Willy.
Willy likes to tell stories about sex.
really funny sex stories

remind me and I'll tell you

Anyway, when not talking, thinking about, or having sex, Willy is golden


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Corine Mugshot II (thank you rum expert)

A lesson to us all that behind that cute smile beats the heart of one of Guadeloupe's most notorious criminals.
more proof perhaps that you can't judge a book by its' cover.

Sean Stout Mugshot

It was recently pointed out to me that Mugshot means something else.
That does it.
Assholes and douchebags have officially corrupted the last word in the English language.

obviously I was shocked to hear that.
You probably can't tell if i was kidding or not.
I am not
(kidding)

anyway
Here's my old pal Sean Stout
sans cum on his face.

Natalie Gordon Mugshot

It's no secret that on of my favorite people in Sacramento is Natalie Gordon.
Not only is she in this kickass band, but she's pretty cool on her own as well.

We were playing a game, trying to guess what she was arrested for.
I think drunk & disorderly was what we came up with.
(Natalie, if you're reading this, I think you're pretty orderly)

Jack & Mizzy Mugshots

My Very good friends Jack Spinetos & Mizzy Barns agreed to a mugshot over the weekend.
(It was recently pointed out to me, by the was that I often spell it "Mugshits" which is accidental, but great)

Jack & Mizzy are both hospital workers in a dangerous part of San Francisco.
They have crazy stories about drug addicts and people trying to kill them, crack addicts that save them from being mugged.
Every time they end a story, I say "wow!"

If you know them, you're obviously already aware of what wonderful people they are.
If you'd like to meet them, take the train to San Francisco. Get off on Montgomery, and scream (the louder the better) any nonsense you can think of. For as long as you can.

You'll be taken to my friends.

Evan Mugshot

So this mugshot thing is a recurring project.
This is my pal Evan Ferro (of the incredible band Bright Light Fever).

A few things you may not know about Evan;
Evan loves pineapple, french fries, super nintendo and thinks chicks would diiiiieeee to have his hair color.

Corine Mugshot

I'm going to start taking mug-shits of my friends.
What better way to say "I love you" than to treat someone like a criminal?
none of my friends are criminals.
(if they were, I'd tell you)

so;
here's part one:
this is Corine