Woody Herman -- Songs for Hip Lovers

I love hips.

“Nuevo Ritmo Cubiland” Osvaldo Estivil y la Orquesto Cubaney

Barack Obama
Community Activist
Politician
Husband
Mambo Maniac

“Nuevo Ritmo Cubiland” Osvaldo Estivil y la Orquesto Cubaney Tone Latino

Sylvio Vianna E Seu Conjunto. Copacabana Records.

Prostitution isn't what it used to be.

Sylvio Vianna E Seu Conjunto. Copacabana Records.



by the way
did anyone hear about San Francisco legalizing prostitution?

Sex & the Female -- Rev. Jay Snell

Before this record I'd never even been to 2nd base.
Thanks to Rev. Jay Snell, I've put my dick in places you would never even imagine.

Elna Fredhoy and Rigmor Odun -- HEP 178

Retired lesbian couple seeks like-minded individuals for prayer, conversation, and ambrosia recipes. Genuine photos a must. No time wasters!

Isabel Baker -- I like God’s style

Me too, Isabel.

Music for Orgies

really?
really?
In the board room, when Horny-Pervs-R-Us came up with the concept for an album that is supposed to be a soundtrack for orgies, who said "yeah -- and we'll put a naked girl all by herself on the cover"
genius!

Lyra de Xopoto -- Lembrancas do Carnival Carioca

Isn't it funny how things go out of style, then come back like 20 years later?

Paddy Roberts -- Songs For gay Dogs

Gay dogs have it rough!
Unlike gay people, gay dogs don't get kind-hearted lobbyists in Washington, no Will & Grace, and certainly no parade.

There's not even a question as to whether or not gay dogs can marry.
(on the other hand, there's no meathead assholes protesting at their funerals either)

That's where the compassion and generosity of Paddy Roberts comes in. Roberts gave these underprivileged, and unrecognized dogs the gift of song.
Thanks Paddy!


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Barbara Rylska -- Sex Appeal

I wonder if this dude regrets having posed for this.


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Shrine Steel Band

I dont' even know what to say.
Who do I believe?
The wackos that say the Shriners are a terrifying arm of the illuminati?
Or this picture of sunburned white dudes that love to fly out to Puerto Rico to get high and play the steel drums?

Maybe all the secret Jack Bauer shit they do stresses them out so much that they need to blow off some steam.

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The Clash -- London Calling / Elvis -- Elvis Presley

Fuck Elvis. He never did anything original.



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Sheldon Allman was right!

When Sheldon Allman released “Folk Songs for the 21st Century” back in 1962, people laughed at him, (at the time, he was only known as the voice for Mr.Ed) people said things like “Fuck you, Sheldon, no one is going to listen to this shit in the year 2000!”

But Sheldon was light years ahead of his time, and those fuckers from the 60s didn’t understand what folk music from the future would sound like anyway. As we all know, once the 21st century rolled around, this record sold billions, Sheldon went on to be a superstar, and Folk Songs For the 21st Century became the soundtrack for our generation.
Thanks Sheldon.